Deaths Favorite Things - text
Fairy cakes, baby ducks.
Warm winter mittens.
Snowflakes on puppies,
And cute cuddly kittens.
One of these might be your favourite thing.
But not me – it's scary, that makes me go zing!
Warm winter mittens.
Snowflakes on puppies,
And cute cuddly kittens.
One of these might be your favourite thing.
But not me – it's scary, that makes me go zing!
Smallpox and scurvy,
And fatal diseases.
Lesions and lurgy,
I like to hear wheezes.
Of bogies and poo
I just can’t get enough.
Yes, that’s just a bit of my favorite stuff.
And fatal diseases.
Lesions and lurgy,
I like to hear wheezes.
Of bogies and poo
I just can’t get enough.
Yes, that’s just a bit of my favorite stuff.
Scary, hairy.
Things that go bump in the night.
Slimy, grimy.
I love that stuff, that gives you a fright.
Things that go bump in the night.
Slimy, grimy.
I love that stuff, that gives you a fright.
Emperor Vitellius, being dumped in Rome’s Sewers.
Brandings with iron for Tudor wrongdoers.
Aztecs with thousands of skulls on a rack.
Amateur executions
Hack, hack, hack, hack!
Brandings with iron for Tudor wrongdoers.
Aztecs with thousands of skulls on a rack.
Amateur executions
Hack, hack, hack, hack!
Pharaohs all buried with their bottom wiper.
Roman deodorant made from a viper.
Burke and Hare stealing from Edinburgh’s graves.
Yes, these are a few of my personal faves.
Roman deodorant made from a viper.
Burke and Hare stealing from Edinburgh’s graves.
Yes, these are a few of my personal faves.
Creepy, weepy.
Do I prefer pustules or boils? Hm…
Spooky, kooky.
Some of my best friends look like gargoyles.
Do I prefer pustules or boils? Hm…
Spooky, kooky.
Some of my best friends look like gargoyles.
William the Conqueror’s exploding body.
A gutsy performance, a funeral most odd-y.
Ivan the Terrible, stealing a bishop’s togs.
Sowed him in bearskins and let out the dogs…
A gutsy performance, a funeral most odd-y.
Ivan the Terrible, stealing a bishop’s togs.
Sowed him in bearskins and let out the dogs…
When I’m feeling just a bit miz.
Standing at death’s door.
I simply remember what makes people barf,
And then I just laugh.
Loads more!
Standing at death’s door.
I simply remember what makes people barf,
And then I just laugh.
Loads more!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee!
