Classical Teacher - text, překlad
J:] Hey Kage
[K:] Jables
[J:] How goes it man?
[K:] S’good… s’good
[J:] Y’know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the
best fucking band in the world.
[K:] Well yeah me too!
[J:] There’s no point in doing it if we’re not the best.
[K:] Well s’true. I agree with that.
[J:] I mean what, yeah we’re gonna be, yeah we’re really good. We’re like
almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.
[K:] Yeah
[J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
[K:] What, what do you..
[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!
Y’know what I mean?
[K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[J:] [sigh] Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
[K:] What!
[J:] I know, you’re really good but you gotta expand your game.
[K:] Lessons!
[J:] Y’know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,
y’know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
[K:] Man, yeah, that’s true. That’s true.
[J:] Well I’ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[K:] Really?
[J:] And I, I hope you’re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!
[J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don’t like- ah hey! I
swear, if you don’t like it we’ll fucking fire his ass. He’s out.
[K:] Who is this guy? I never…
[J:] His name is Felix Char [?]
[K:] Urgh, what.
[J:] He’s from Spain and he is the best.
[K:] Oh god…
[J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)
[K:] Urgh, I just, I don’t know him, it seems weird!
[J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[K:] OK. Alright. I’ll spend a minute with him.
[J:] OK bro, he’s right outside I’m sending him in.
[K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[F:] Hello?
[K:] Uh, hi!
[F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.
[K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[K:] OK, hm.
[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[K:] OK.
[F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[K:] Ah well it’s a Gibson.
[F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[K:] OK. Yeah.
[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap bap bap bap bap bap-bap-bap!
[K:] What? What’d I do? What’d I do?
[F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[K:] I just picked it up, I just-
[F:] No,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.
[K:] The what!
[F:] The body.
[K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.
[F:] I’m sorry about my accent.
[K:] I didn’t know, I didn’t know.
[F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
[F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[K:] They’re too tight?
[F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[K:] Oh! Hn.
[F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.
[K:] Hey!
[F:] Then you can feel…
[K:] I can! Wait!
[F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[K:] Mhmhm!
[F:] Yes that’s good.
[K:] Hey man!
[F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[K:] I’m just try- what!?
[F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?
[K:] Oh god! This is really weird man!
[F:] That’s my cock.
[K:] WHAT!
[F:] That’s my cock in your butt cheeks.
[K:] OH GOD! Hey!
[F:] Do you feel it?
[K:] NO!
[F:] Now I’m going to tough your cock.
[K:] OW!
[F:] Let me touch your penis.
[J:] It’s me!
[K:] WHAT?!
[J:] It’s me. It’s JB.
[K:] GOD!
[J:] There’s no Felix dude.
[K:] What are you doing?!
[J:] I’M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I’M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
[K:] By touching me with your penis?!
[J:] YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!
[K:] God!
[J:] That’s all I’m saying dude! I’m making a point! Let’s get fucking
serious! Let’s get physical! Alright. Let’s take it from the top.J: Hey Kagi
K: Jablesi
J:Jak to jde chlape?
K: Dobře...dobře
J:Však víš,hodně jsem o tom přemýšlel a um,já jen chci abychom byli nejlepší zasraná kapela na světě
K:No,já taky!
J: Nemá smysl to dělat když nejsme nejlepší
K:To je pravda,S tím souhlasím
J: Myslím na to,jo,budem,jsme velmi dobrý,jsme skoro tak dobrý jako Arcade Fire,srát na to
K: Jo
J:Musíme tyhle sráče zanechat v prachu!
K: Co,co ty...
J:Všichni tyhle zasraný děcka musej olízat naši skurvenou botu,nebo se na to vysrat!
Víš co myslím?
K:Jo,jo,no co,jak to třeba uděláme?
J: [povzdech] Ty vole,potřebuješ nějaký zasraný lekce
K: Co?
J: Já vím,jseš opravdu dobrej,ale musíš rozšířit tvoji hru
K: Lekce!
J:Víš jak Koby mimo sezónu šel a rád,naučit se zkurvený však víš Texas Two-step nebo tak něco,přidáme se do jeho arzenálu?
K: Chlape,jo,to je pravda,to je pravdaa
J:No,právě jsem si všimnul některých z tvých ryffů, jsou trochu nedbalý
K:Opravdu?
J:A já,já doufám že se na mě nenasereš,ale já jsem dopředu najal chlápka
K: Jo?,oh,ne,co!
J:Kámo,jen tomu dej šanci,dáš? Když se ti nebude líbit,my mu kurva podpálíme prdel,je venku
K: Kdo je ten chlap? Já nikdy...
J: Jmenuje se Felix Char
K: Urgh,co
J:Je ze španělska a je nejlepší
K: Oh,bože...
J: Dostal jsem ho ze sasranýho phildharmonickýho londýna (měloto být filharmonickýho)
K: Urgh,já jen,neznám ho,zdá se mi divný!
J: Strávíš s ním jen,strávíš s nim jen chvilku?
K: Ok,dobře,strávim chvilku s nim
[K:] Jables
[J:] How goes it man?
[K:] S’good… s’good
[J:] Y’know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the
best fucking band in the world.
[K:] Well yeah me too!
[J:] There’s no point in doing it if we’re not the best.
[K:] Well s’true. I agree with that.
[J:] I mean what, yeah we’re gonna be, yeah we’re really good. We’re like
almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.
[K:] Yeah
[J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
[K:] What, what do you..
[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!
Y’know what I mean?
[K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[J:] [sigh] Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
[K:] What!
[J:] I know, you’re really good but you gotta expand your game.
[K:] Lessons!
[J:] Y’know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,
y’know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
[K:] Man, yeah, that’s true. That’s true.
[J:] Well I’ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[K:] Really?
[J:] And I, I hope you’re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!
[J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don’t like- ah hey! I
swear, if you don’t like it we’ll fucking fire his ass. He’s out.
[K:] Who is this guy? I never…
[J:] His name is Felix Char [?]
[K:] Urgh, what.
[J:] He’s from Spain and he is the best.
[K:] Oh god…
[J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)
[K:] Urgh, I just, I don’t know him, it seems weird!
[J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[K:] OK. Alright. I’ll spend a minute with him.
[J:] OK bro, he’s right outside I’m sending him in.
[K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[F:] Hello?
[K:] Uh, hi!
[F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.
[K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[K:] OK, hm.
[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[K:] OK.
[F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[K:] Ah well it’s a Gibson.
[F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[K:] OK. Yeah.
[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap bap bap bap bap bap-bap-bap!
[K:] What? What’d I do? What’d I do?
[F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[K:] I just picked it up, I just-
[F:] No,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.
[K:] The what!
[F:] The body.
[K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.
[F:] I’m sorry about my accent.
[K:] I didn’t know, I didn’t know.
[F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
[F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[K:] They’re too tight?
[F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[K:] Oh! Hn.
[F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.
[K:] Hey!
[F:] Then you can feel…
[K:] I can! Wait!
[F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[K:] Mhmhm!
[F:] Yes that’s good.
[K:] Hey man!
[F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[K:] I’m just try- what!?
[F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?
[K:] Oh god! This is really weird man!
[F:] That’s my cock.
[K:] WHAT!
[F:] That’s my cock in your butt cheeks.
[K:] OH GOD! Hey!
[F:] Do you feel it?
[K:] NO!
[F:] Now I’m going to tough your cock.
[K:] OW!
[F:] Let me touch your penis.
[J:] It’s me!
[K:] WHAT?!
[J:] It’s me. It’s JB.
[K:] GOD!
[J:] There’s no Felix dude.
[K:] What are you doing?!
[J:] I’M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I’M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
[K:] By touching me with your penis?!
[J:] YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes!
[K:] God!
[J:] That’s all I’m saying dude! I’m making a point! Let’s get fucking
serious! Let’s get physical! Alright. Let’s take it from the top.J: Hey Kagi
K: Jablesi
J:Jak to jde chlape?
K: Dobře...dobře
J:Však víš,hodně jsem o tom přemýšlel a um,já jen chci abychom byli nejlepší zasraná kapela na světě
K:No,já taky!
J: Nemá smysl to dělat když nejsme nejlepší
K:To je pravda,S tím souhlasím
J: Myslím na to,jo,budem,jsme velmi dobrý,jsme skoro tak dobrý jako Arcade Fire,srát na to
K: Jo
J:Musíme tyhle sráče zanechat v prachu!
K: Co,co ty...
J:Všichni tyhle zasraný děcka musej olízat naši skurvenou botu,nebo se na to vysrat!
Víš co myslím?
K:Jo,jo,no co,jak to třeba uděláme?
J: [povzdech] Ty vole,potřebuješ nějaký zasraný lekce
K: Co?
J: Já vím,jseš opravdu dobrej,ale musíš rozšířit tvoji hru
K: Lekce!
J:Víš jak Koby mimo sezónu šel a rád,naučit se zkurvený však víš Texas Two-step nebo tak něco,přidáme se do jeho arzenálu?
K: Chlape,jo,to je pravda,to je pravdaa
J:No,právě jsem si všimnul některých z tvých ryffů, jsou trochu nedbalý
K:Opravdu?
J:A já,já doufám že se na mě nenasereš,ale já jsem dopředu najal chlápka
K: Jo?,oh,ne,co!
J:Kámo,jen tomu dej šanci,dáš? Když se ti nebude líbit,my mu kurva podpálíme prdel,je venku
K: Kdo je ten chlap? Já nikdy...
J: Jmenuje se Felix Char
K: Urgh,co
J:Je ze španělska a je nejlepší
K: Oh,bože...
J: Dostal jsem ho ze sasranýho phildharmonickýho londýna (měloto být filharmonickýho)
K: Urgh,já jen,neznám ho,zdá se mi divný!
J: Strávíš s ním jen,strávíš s nim jen chvilku?
K: Ok,dobře,strávim chvilku s nim
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