[Verse 1]
I'm the head of security at this establishment, Sir
And what I say goes
And I’ll have you know, mate
That people with your disgusting haircut
Are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons
And we cannot risk their safety around vermin like you
I'm the head of security at this establishment, Sir
And what I say goes
And I’ll have you know, mate
That people with your disgusting haircut
Are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons
And we cannot risk their safety around vermin like you
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
I'm the manager at this venue, Sir, M-A-N-A-G-E-R
And I've worked my arse off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town
And I certainly don’t need scum like you ruining that for me
We've recently changed our house policy, mate
It now states that anyone with a mullet
Is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt
And I've worked my arse off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town
And I certainly don’t need scum like you ruining that for me
We've recently changed our house policy, mate
It now states that anyone with a mullet
Is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
We appreciate your understanding, sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut
High Risk Behaviour
- Stinker
- Drunk N Disorderly
- Identity Theft
- The Kids Need Guns
- Dine N Dash
- Keep The Grubs Out
- Pub Feed
- Ross River
- Heatstroke
- Billy Backwash’s Day
- 4573
- Do What I Want
- Better Than You
- The Clap
The Chats texty
- 1. Smoko
- 2. 6l gtr
- 3. Pub Feed
- 4. Can You (Point Your Finge..
- 5. Southport Superman
- 6. CCTV
- 7. Paid Late
- 8. Struck By Lightning
- 9. Holier Than Thou
- 10. Dead on Site