Call Me Maybe Parody - karaoke text
We met last night at the clubYou told me you were in loveCame home and smushed in the tubAnd now you're in my yardWoke up and saw you were goneYour running across my lawnwithout your pants or shoes onHere comes my St. BernardVodka was flowin'Butt cleavage was showin'Your mind I was blowin'Man we were so freaking wastedTag, you're my boyfriend. My name is CarlyBut all my doctors, just call me crazyI made you poptarts with extra gravyBut I'm a call girl, you have to pay me!Psych, I'm just kidding. Aren't I crazyLet's watch 12 hours of Chelsea LatelyAnd all the other boys try to taaaaaze meThe doors are locked now. You can't escape me.C'mon lets do sex againI want to be more than friendsLook how far my legs can bendI'm sorry I can't stayLook I don't mean to be rudeBut, I don't think that we screwedI've got the pictures to prove itHey don't look awayYou're my one and onlyThat's what my dog told meBut, don't think you own meNow lets sacrifice some chickensI've got some hand cuffsFeel free to spank meBut here's the safe wordIt's call me maybeHey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate meThey don't look like they're really playingCrap that's my husband he's in the NAVYHe's gonna to kill you. He's also crazy.I'm gonna kill you cus that's my ladyWhat's going on here?He tried to rape meWhen people try to rape my wifeIt makes me so mad. It makes me feel bad.I'm gonna kick your assCome to think of it my wife is just guy in drag I need a real manSo call me maybe
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