Artists vs TMNT - karaoke text
[Leonardo da Vinci]Cowabunga dudes, so let's get it onReptiles against the fathers of the RenaissanceWe got the classical techniqueTo keep these three-toed freaks back under thestreetI take a turtle and I turn him into mince meatYou don't really wanna step to da VinciI love the ladies, I like to keep it mellowSo let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello[Donatello di Niccolò]Hard shell, but you're gross in the middleWouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chiselBorn in goop, raised in poopI slice through a group of ninjas like fruit, oops.[Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]Yo, Raphael, and I came to flowDeemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croakedI'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feelingI should pass it up to my man on the ceiling[Michelangelo Buonarroti]Ohhh, Michelangelo and I'm giant,I made David but I'll slay you like GoliathI'm a Rap God and you can't quite touch meThis battle's your Last Judgement, trust me![Donatello di Niccolò]We drop science![Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]We got the mathematics![Donatello di Niccolò and Raphael Sanzio da Urbino]The architects of rebirth, the rap addictsYou beat the Foot but it won't go wellWhen you catch an Italian boot to the half shell!The wisdom of our master (Splinter)Taught us not to rush to violence (Splinter)But our master (Master Splinter)[Leonardo]He ain't here, dude! (Hee-yah)I don't think you wanna mess with my katana bladeGet back in your floppy helicopter, fly away[Michelangelo]I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka!I'm a pristine Sistine nunchucka![Raphael]Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guyPut you back in school with the tip of my two sais[Donatello]Uh, Donatell me who you are again, dudeCause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do[Donatello di Niccolò]That's because you mutants are too immature[Leonardo da Vinci]You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewerWe got the talent and the lines rhyme so sweetWe're like your NES game, because we can't be beat!Go ahead and hate cause we'll just skate on byYou guys draw more dicks than New York prideWe're the TMNT, drop kicking elite (Go. Go. Go.)Chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!
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