Gather round and listenAs I tell you now this taleThe grim legacy of the pirates threeAnd how their lives ceased to beI'll tell you know of RedrumThe ginger commodoreHe got a case of scurvy rotAnd then that bastard was no more This is the tale of Captain CrashrideBy his crew, condemned and damnedAnd as if this wasn't bad enoughThey replace him with a baldy manNow his ghost haunts the seaEternally he's doomed to wanderMayhaps you'll hear his deathly criesC'mon son, buy a Honda! To the end of time we will sail the seasWith cutlasses in handWe'll terrorize the landThough the hands of fate may strike us downWe'll fight til we fallSwashbucklers til we die This is the tale of Admiral NobeardThe fattest pirate in the westHe's never seen his ball beforeAnd he needs a bra to hold his breastsFeared by friends and foe alikeNo sword nor gun could wound his fleshBut one day he met his fateTwas on a pretzel he choked to death Vice na www.karaoketexty.cz
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